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You dumb bastards

While at work, I am constantly seeing the Comcast start page. From the steaming annals of that page is this article, otherwise known as one big poop-covered movie magic dick suck. I’m really glad that Hollywood made almost $10 billion this year. Like I predicted: With a $158.4 million debut, the Batman sequel “The Dark [...]

Heath Ledger is Dead

 Like, for real. Allegedly, this was the result of a drug overdose. Big surprise. I’m sure that teeny boppers’ hearts are bursting as the news spreads across the world. But at least he finished filming as The Joker (above) in the upcoming Batman movie, right? Right. So, here is my official prediction: Heath Ledger’s death [...]