Just a sunny week or so ago, with my head in the clouds I shuffled from the woman’s section of Value Village heading to the mens pant department, rack. There in the middle of where the bahama shirts and Cosby sweaters meet in some outlandish attic-throw-away-bottleneck, stood an oddly tall man yelling “Who sings this [...]
Category Archives: Satire
Georgia State University Finally Cuts the Crap and Declares a Project Runway: GSU
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
In the first collaborative and organized student movement since the African American sit-in of 1992, the collective underage body of Georgia State University came together Tuesday to demand a space for their freedom to express their own personal fashion sense. Representatives of the group uprising met with President Patton early Tuesday in his office for [...]
Area Minister Incorporates Super Bowl Theme Into Sermon
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Congregation Politely Listens; Then Rush Home to Prepare for Super Bowl Party Dave Brewer, pastor at Gwinnett United Methodist Church, delivered his weekly sermon at this morning’s service; however, he threw a fun spin on today’s dose of spiritual guidance. “I consider myself to be a pretty good orator, and the congregation agrees,” says Brewer. [...]
Textbook Ad Campaign launched by Coca-Cola, Home Depot and liquor stores soon to follow
Monday, January 28, 2008
Atlanta, January 28 – In a press conference last Tuesday, Coca-Cola announced its plan to implement an ad campaign that would target publicly funded schools, most notably in the area of textbook space. According to their spokesperson, Marsha Street, “We are breaking new ground with this one. We’ve got to get to them young, while [...]