Hot on the heels of some new demos, Sleeping in the Aviary has been gracious enough to sit down with us and answer a few of our innermost-burning thoughts in the form of questions. What follows is nothing short of sweet:
Do any of you have a mother complex?
We all have the hots for Phil’s mom because she makes the best breaded zuchinni(sic) lasagna and she walks around the house wearing only an apron and a smile. And she just got her hair cut. Sometimes, I call her and breathe hard and hang up because I’m so nervous to be talking to a former 4-h club member.
Would you say that any of you are “an aggressive person who gets what she wants?”
Yes, we all are. When I find myself craving for my uncle to beat me sensually with a spatula covered in johnson’s tear free shampoo, I go out and get it. When Michael wants to huff magnum sharpies, he says ‘fuck it’ and goes down to Walgreen’s and gets a bunch of those fuckers and gives himself a gluestick moustache and fucking crashes out at a Motel 6 for the weekend. Nothing can stop her.When Phil wants to give wet dreams to all the 6-year-old boys on our block, he doesn’t sit around at home and wait for it to happen. No. He does it within the hour and never looks back. We are all go-getters to “the max”.
Name 3 great bands, aside from yourself, that are also from Wisconsin?
Tanner Sweetley, The Cold Cut Combo, and A Paper Cup Band
We are reliving the 80’s in a bad way. You know, “Who’s the boss?”, “86 Pony”, all that shit. The problem with the second go around that we are suffering through is that the music industry is in as bad of shape as the political industry.
Do you feel that it is possible to do something that you love and are confident with and support yourself? If you are not supporting yourself, do you think it is possible to do so just from working hard?
No. Not with that asshole Scottie Pippen hanging around all the time.
What affords you so much time to make those sexy commercials?
Blatz and cheap shoes.
Where the fuck is our mix-tape? And what should we expect?
It’s on my bedside table marinating in hidden valley ranch dressing.
Who married you on the floor in Tennessee?
I finally figured out how to download cell phone porn on my cell phone!
Thanks, dudes.
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ha. wonderful.
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